20 October 2008

Dear Nylon,


You're kidding me, right? It's bad enough putting Paris Hilton on your cover at all, but putting her on the cover of the America issue? That makes me want to punch you. I'm not sure what your aim was here. By using Paris to represent America, what emotion were you trying to instill in us? Pride or shame? Needless to say, I'm very disappointed in you. I might as well have picked up the November issue of Cosmopolitan

Sincerely,
99% of your readers

5 comments:

ayoungpioneer said...

Agreed.

Steven said...

i think paris hilton perfectly embodies the spirit of american culture.

kyle said...

she's hot.

Meagan said...

friendship over.

kyle said...

Why? She embodies that alluring waifish form of edith piaf; if edith was a whore.