So how about this whole Twilight thing, huh? Kind of crazy. I saw the first film with my lovely ex-roommate
Jenny and my darling
Stevie and called it quits after that. Not only was the acting atrocious, the storyline completely unbelievable (even for a vampire love story), but the vampires just didn't look like vampires.
Exhibit A: Alice Cullen as played by Ashley Greene.
A little too pretty, right? A little too... alive, maybe?
Now this is how I picture vampire vixens. Swathed in black lace and crimson velvet for the August issue of US ELLE, Greene actually looks like she could suck the life out of someone. Leave it to Kate Lanphear to properly clothe a creature of the night.


